why are we here? just to suffer? every 5 minutes i have to clean my glasses
my bed is the only safe place in the universe. everywhere else is too loud and too much!!!
imagine being stuck in a room surrounded by everyone you’ve ever had sex with
imagine being stuck in a room surrounded by everyone you’ve ever thought about having sex with
oh god NO
oh god YES
Imagine your cousin sitting there wondering what he has in common with these people
what
what
what
Listening to One Direction is always tricky because the result is either instant party mood or bitter nostalgia
today in psychology class I found out that the “90% of people are straight” statistic is bullshit and when they do anonymous surveys and remain more neutral it’s more like 12-18% of ppl are straight which is so fucking funny
“I’m trying to forget you but I’m also waiting for you to come back.”
— (via love-diaries)

